So recently on a monthly trip to Brookstone on 34th street in Manhattan I finally took a turn at the Massage Chair. To be correct the OSIM uDivine Massage Chair in all of its humongous glory. As I sat in the chair the manager came up to me and took control of the remote. I’m average in height but the chair at that point dwarfed me so I said “whompity whomp the chair is too tall for me”, at that point he pressed a button and magically the chair adjusted. I turned around and asked, “Am I in the matrix?” and he laughed. I sat back and enjoyed my massage which I didn’t realize was timed to 5 minutes. Everything that could legally be massaged received a human like touch, even my arms. I stumbled out of the chair not wanting to move just to see how much this bad boy would set me back, and then I was taken aback… 3,999 dollars WHAT! I came down from cloud nine and tried to reason with myself, maybe with their payment plan of 139 for 24 months you could wing it. Reasonable me stepped in and said “honey not now maybe later”, for now I will dream about the massage chair that could make me happy.
Would you spend a cold hard 4,000 on a chair? Let me know
